News from the front: Planned Parenthood antagonizes the American Life League with a series ofpro-condom key chains that riff on the religious (spinning off of Michelangelo’s depiction of God and Adam) and the patriotic (Uncle Sam posters, American flag motifs). The Life League’s STOPP International group fights back with alliteration, asking its followers to contact local schools and churches to denounce the blasphemy of these “‘promiscuity promoters at Planned Parenthood.'” Take that, thou trampy tradition-thwarters.