Scientology Christmas cards and on-the-clock spiritual massage: the things Tom Cruise’s co-workers have to put up with. Well, so it’s not exactly the purpose-driven bank branch, but the apparent similarities between the proselytizing of such evangelical businesses and Cruise’s efforts to explain his religion to his associates in a four-hour tour are sure to spark more than one dubious cry of “unfair” from those who’d like to paint this a double standard of acceptance.