Snow day! Secret high holy day! Vacation! Technical difficulties. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Meantime, entertain yourselves with a wartime prayer by Rick Moody, or amuse yourselves with this secular revelation scheme, imagine a better scheme with Alberto Manguel, or return to the root of all suffering with Peter Trachtenberg at Metaphilm.

Tune in tomorrow for the inspiring true tale of Diamond Dave. Or, if you’re in the Bay Area, stop by tonight for a chat with The Revealer at Cody’s Books in Berkeley.